Y'all, why is this 10k? It should definitely not be 10k. The following is self-indulgent dribble, as per usual; cheesier than normal, but I had lots of fun writing it :D

Signed, Sealed, Delivered
PG
Written for this prompt, for this commercial:

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Along the same lines of the dickpunching fic, kind of...but not really...

For this prompt: You know that thing where a woman drops something down her cleavage, well Eames does it with something Arthur absolutely needs, but down his pants.

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Wrecking Ball
750 words
For cobweb_diamond's prompt at harlequincepted: First time Arthur had to borrow some of Eames' clothes.

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Victory Hold Still
2250 words

5 times Eames shows up at Arthur's place. AKA, Eames gets into a lot of bar fights. Arthur takes care of him. YES, THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN REDUCED TO.

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Part 2 of the circus/carnival/whatever AU, ha haaaaaaaa. Part 1 is here.

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MOAR CIRCUS AU. P.S. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CIRCUSES.

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Something short!

Prompt: Hipster AU

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Never None The Wiser
Prompt: Pushing Daisies AU: Arthur - Ned, Eames - Charlotte. (The premise on the show is that Ned can bring dead people back to life by touching them, but if he touches them a second time, they die again for good. He's in love with Charlotte, whom he brought back to life after she died. SO THEY CAN NEVER TOUCH AGAIN, ANGST ANST ( Read more... )

Year of Silence
Prompt: Arthur is actually Dom's kidnap victim and has been for years, maybe since he was a teenager. He's been trained/threatened/tortured to follow Dom's every order, and he has a very good reason for rarely smiling ( Read more... )

( Girl!Arthur?? )